Acca! Dacca!

Look. at. the. size. of. that. crowd.

Bob

Bob Ellis is s douche. I'm watching Q&A and that Bob Ellis is on, sitting there looking all smug and superior. They were talking about the Matty Johns/NRL sex scandal and Bob sighs heavily and says: "Well, I'm the only one here who has written a novel about Rugby League..."

Wha?

About ten minutes ago he was saying that Obama,"...greatest orator since Lincoln..."

I guess Abraham Lincoln must have had 15 teleprompters

Bob is sitting on the far end of the table as far away from Tony Abbott as is possible. That's probably because Bob once wrote in one of this hopeless books that Tony Abbott and Peter Costello were lured into the Liberal Party by "a woman who f...ed both of them and married one of them..." He's such a wordsmith!

Tony Abbott and Peter Costello were awarded damages of $277,000. The publisher pulped the book and Bob Ellis was installed in the Australian Git Hall of Fame that same year.